Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on someone is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
3:29 p.m. feel free to add to this! (via expresswithsilence)
Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.
Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???