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Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on someone is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

cowbellguy

nataliemgc:

Malcolm X on "Progress"

Damn.

exgynocraticgrrl

"COMPLIMENTS THAT AREN’T ABOUT PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

1) You’re empowering.
2) I like your voice.
3) You’re strong.
4) I think your ideas/beliefs matter.
5) I’m so happy you exist.
6) More people should be listening to what you have to say.
7) You’re a very warm hearted person.
8) It’s nice seeing such kindness.
9) You’re very down to earth.
10) You have a beautiful soul.
11) You inspire me to become a better person.
12) Our conversations bring me a lot of joy.
13) It’s good to see someone care so much.
14) You’re so understanding.
15) You matter a lot to me.
16) You’re important even if you don’t think so.
17) You’re intelligent.
18) Your passion is contagious.
19) Your confidence is refreshing.
20) You restore my faith in humanity.
21) You’re great at being creative.
22) You’re so talented at ____.
23) I don’t get tired of you the way I get tired of other people.
24) You have great taste in ___.
25) I’m happy I stayed alive long enough to meet you.
26) I wish more people were like you.
27) You’re so good at loving people."

3:29 p.m. feel free to add to this!  (via expresswithsilence)

angryasianfeminist
kuleszka

idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.

idle-handss

sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

gjvenchy

contraception:

when ur best friend is sad

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contraception

aduhm:

Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career

aduhm
kirkspocksmoved

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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porrn
virgin-on-acid

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

youngstero

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u